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【阿伦故事交友秘籍】-------女人打电话的十大秘笈

阿伦故事咖啡酒吧2019-06-13 22:26:56

1. 如果收到男人的电话,千万不要相信他仅仅是贡献出一点时间与你讨论人生问题.不过偶尔被人勾兑一下也是一种幸福,你很有魅力;
2. 注意:这仅仅是一个游戏,如果你认真的游戏,一定会很开心,如果游戏结束之后还要认真,后果自负;
3. 男人是一种最容易自我陶醉的动物,所以你不用费什么劲就能让他迷失方向,但迷失方向的男人也是一种危险而有趣的动物,好自为之;
4. 如果感觉好,也不要立刻接受邀请,给他们一点神秘感,你会更有魅力;
5. 打电话之前别喝醉了,喝些果汁即可,因为打完电话一定会有男人请你喝酒,不过最好别让男人失血过多,否则脸色一定不好;
6. 记住要在喝醉之前离开,或者给同行的女伴交代好,别误拔110,也别说是阿伦的表妹,阿伦只有一部车;
7. 如果你决定打电话给一个可爱的男人,请先把眼镜戴好,记住别嚼口香糖,呼吸要均匀,千万别哮喘;
8. 电话铃响后,你拿起电话可以先别讲话,男人喜欢神秘莫测的女人.他说普通话,你可以说话,他说成都话,你就说普通话,他说双流话,你就说中江话,他说外国话,你就挂电话(周三英语日除外);
9. 男人在电话里的话都是有备而来,不要轻信,了解一个男人的最好办法试坐到他身边,直到他喝醉;
10. 最好不要一声不吭的挂断对方的电话,太不淑女.如果你实在烦他,可以温柔的说一声"呸".
――版权归阿伦故事俱乐部所有,翻录必究

Directions for women:

1. If you receive a man’s call, don’t think that he is just discussing some questions with you about life, but it is a happy time to be treated as a queen, at least it shows that you are attractive.
2. Attentions: this is only a game, you will be very happy if you play the game seriously; you have to face the consequences if you keep on being serious after the game.
3. Man is a kind of animal which is easy to lose its direction,but the man who lost its direction is also dangerous and lovely, control it yourself.
4. Don’t accept the invitation at once even if you feel good about it, you will be more attractive by staying a bit mysterious.
5. Don’t get drunk before getting a call, a cup of juice is a good choice, for the man will buy you red wine after his call, but you’d better not let the man spent too much, otherwise he will be dark-face.
6. Be sure to leave before you get drunk, or call your companions in case you get drunk. Don’t dial 110, don’t say that you are Allen’s’ sister, Allen only has one car.
7. Be calm if you decide to call a handsome man, take your eyeglasses and take a deep breath.
8. Don’t trust a man’s word, the best way to know a man is sitting with him until he is drunk.
9. It is not good to hang up on a man without saying a word, it is not polite. If you do hate him, just say one word:"Pei", but softly.

【阿伦故事交友提示】

1、挑一个不错的夜晚走进阿伦故事酒吧。

2、左顾右盼寻找你自己心中的帅哥靓女。

3、请阿伦故事的小天使替你送去纸鹤传情。

4、拿起交友引荐卡些下你的交友期望。

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